Now, I was not going to blog tonight because it's my Friday night. I've just done 48 hours and although it's a Monday this is my Friday. I own this time. I can do what I want.
Monday night TV is pants so at this point in the shift pattern I get a couple of DVD's and settle down with a drink. Tonight my drink selection was one of the rather pleasant malts that I got gifted over the festive period and the DVD's are as described below. I have had much fun and wish to impart this to the general public. The post is about the films.
First I watched "NACHO LIBRE". This is the sort of film I like. Switch of the brain and leave it ticking over in neutral (my normal state). Laughed a lot and thoroughly enjoyable nonsense. Jack Black makes me laugh.
Secondly, "TONY JAA, WARRIOR KING". Boy this was good. Everything I love. Enough contrived sentiment to bring a tear to my eye and kick ass moves that had me on my feet. I'm too old, fat and slow to ever think of kicking ass but when you see a movie like this I want to move to Thailand and become a lethal weapon. I truly believe that I could do it at the moment. Tomorrow I'll have a hangover and feel 90. Enjoy it while I can. If you have even heard of the movie "Blood Sport" this is your thing. (the same with "Born Free")
Lastly, and if you have red this far your in for a treat, was "BEERFEST". If you have ever been young and had a good time with good friends this is the movie for you. It's a bit from the male perspective but women are just as guilty and know the score, probably better than we do. If I wasn't grinning like a fool I was laughing out loud. I know these people and am, in fact, one of them. It may be sad to admit but this is one of the best films I've seen in ages. Watch it. That's all I can really say. If you don't like it then your more mature and responsible than me, and god bless your little cotton socks for that.
2 comments:
Dear DVD viewer,
May I recommend a movie that will be sure to keep you awake and excited. It is rather an old film, set in the 1970's.
It contains everything a man needs, excitement, action, love and most importantly, rumpy pumpy.
The film is called "Prof Scrub does Hollywood" - it did not sell much back in its time due to its rather explicit nature - but I am campaigning for a DVD release.
Your budding pornstar,
Prof Scrubhttp://www.scrubbingup.com/blogs/profscrub/blog.asp
I have taken to reading blogs with a barf bag in my lap in case I run across another of Prof Scrub's delightfully written nuggets...
Switching off the brain feels good doesn't it? Nacho Libre however didn't allow my poor brain (or what was left of it) to switch off, mostly because it was too busy cringing. 'Painfully funny', I believe the phrase was.
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